The New Zealand version of The Thing wasn’t really that scary.
“Help!”
NOW’S a fine time to find out that I’m allergic to wool.
If I dig deep enough I’ll find a pony, if I dig deep enough I’ll find a pony, if I dig — dammit, its just sheep all the way down.
“Wait, I’m supposed to herd you! Can you hear me? I herd YOU!”
I’m passing! They don’t notice me!
ahead of the flock
I liked every response equally, so picked at random. You’re up, @Kent_Clark!
What the heck, random’s good enough for me.
Let’s do something wiith a holiday theme.
“Oh the humanity!”
(Checks for low-flying planes) Happy 4th!
But the world is full of zanies and fools
Who don’t believe in sensible rules
And won’t believe what sensible people say
And because these daft and dewey eyed dopes keep building up impossible hopes
Impossible things are happening every day!
As fireworks photos go, I guess this was a dud. It’s supposed to be an explosion at a fireworks display, but only @Lumpy went that way.
So go for it Lumpy!
After Orangeman’s secret identity was discovered, the Orangemobile was moved from the Orangecave to a car museum.
It peels out after every pit stop, as long as you don’t grind the gears during the drag race segment.
(The white fluffy waste is called the “rag”)
At least it’s not a lemon.
Andre the Giant: “5 ball, corner pocket.”
So we’re at the local having a few and my mate says, “So what if life gives you oranges instead of lemons?” Anyway, one thing led to another… Y’think maybe we could unload these buggers at a Florida retirement community?
At last, a golf cart you won’t lose while playing a round in the snow.
“So I jammed on the brakes, but the darn thing just tipped over forward and rolled down the road.”
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