Okay, big shout-outs to everyone, the replies were gold. But since there can be only one I spun the spinner and got:
Take it away B.L.!
Thank you, I have to confess I put that in as a “throwaway”. For anyone who didn’t get the reference, let’s use this picture:
The Wienermobile: 25% more fiberglass and 99% less hog anus than a real Oscar Mayer wiener.
And you thought the Humvee was for overcompensation.
All the little ladies love an eight-foot wiener!
The Peyronie’s Disease Awareness float was surprisingly popular at parades.
Sure cure for Middle-Aged Crises AND Erectile Disfunction.
Glad that it never got into an accident with French’s Mustardmobile.
Yes I did. Take it away.
I’m telling ya babe, the fish was THIS big!
Honey, don’t buy those off-brand sunscreens anymore. They don’t work.
Critics complained that the first film adaptation of The Shadow Over Innsmouth was very unfaithful to the book.
When del Toro remakes us, it’ll win an Oscar!.
“I said I wanted organic pop tarts. Didn’t you see them in the produce section?”
“In former Soviet Union, lobster picks YOU out of tank.”
For the last time: outta my sun, fishboy!
Close but clear winner. An internet devoid of Yakov Smirnovs is no internet for me.
My submission: “Yes, those are very impressive claws, but I prefer to scratch my own ass, thank you.”
July 8 is Math 2.0 Day. Let’s solve for X
Johnnie got confused when his teacher failed subtraction.
Simply invert the abtrahend with the multinomial, excrete the pomander, and boogie.