Don’t worry, they’re retractable.
Out commode seat specially designed for hemorrhoid sufferers. No, they won’t cure them, but guaranteed to take your mind off them.
“Maybe THIS will stop the endless nagging about putting the seat down.”
Scene deleted from “Un Chien Andalou”. There were some places even the surrealists wouldn’t go.
Pun intended.
And you thought the gold bathtub was tacky…
Dr: “Does it hurt when you oop?”
I think Elmer J. Fudd, esq. has the right idea.
Old-timers will remember the days before DNA testing, when avoiding paternity was literally a hurdle for young men. Things are undoubtedly more fair today, but it was handy being able to see the bastards coming by their smashed noses.
The Marine Corps’ new obstacle course has its critics.
Most trust-building workshops ask you to walk over hot coals.
Running of the bulls for the new millennium man.
We have a new catchphrase to replace “jumped the shark”.
The Superbowl Pampers commercial was only aired once - then taken down due to the outraged response.
This is apparently a part of the country where Child Protective Services doesn’t have an office.
The Daddy Adidas Dashoff
The winner…
Thank you. Try this:
So that’s where all the crud went when the street sweepers were on strike…
Exposure of private parts had reached new levels in the Maple Grove neighborhood.
I didn’t see who drove by so fast, but I’m pretty sure he was drawn by Tex Avery.
“Oh yeah, well YOU try putting Kitty on a diet and not letting her chase squirrels up favorite tree!”
“Scott’s Turf Builder. For a lawn so thick, it might as well be carpeting.”