“Of course it’s a trick. I can see the wire holding up the lawn!”
“Landscaping says it’s an Interior Design problem.”
Step 1: Dog poops on lawn.
Step 2: Lawn eats dog.
My neighbor - the Batman fanatic. He put in a “secret entrance to the Batcave”.
Note: When you have Astroturf installed, pay for the premium tack strips.
Too many good ones, but I could just see Tex Avery using this picture in one of his cartoons
Take it away Slithy Tove.
Publisher seeks enticing dust jacket blurb:
Even if your names are Maria and Juan, don’t name your daughter that!
With those curves she had everything but the straight dope.
This sequel to Reefer Madness was 15 years in the making, because the script writers kept insisting on further research and more granola.
How to spot a marijuana addict. Perfect hair, makeup, and nails; high heels; stockings still attached to garter belt.
Hard boiled hard copy from the Prof.
Go man go
While we’re waiting… just thought of this as the edgiest superhero.
“Quick Marijuana Girl, jump into the Marijuanamobile.”
♬ Girl, you’ll be a marijuana woman soon… ♬
I was gonna write a wall-o-text post, but then I got high
I was gonna drag a banned poster’s boasts,
but then I got high
The veins in his head would thrombose,
But then I got high, but then I got high, but then I got high🎵
Thanks! Here we go…
The bastard child of Baby Yoda and Pikachu.
Juju, after her eye exam.
Sredni Vashtar went forth,
His thoughts were red thoughts and his teeth were white.
His enemies called for peace, but he brought them death.
Sredni Vashtar the Beautiful.
- Don’t expose them to sunlight, 2) never feed them after midnight, 3) don’t get them wet.
This one made me laugh:
But this one made me guffaw:
I do love me my Saki.
Well played, Tove!
Any of these you’d care to caption, courtesy of the God of FIRE!