A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Corporate wants the dial-up replaced with the latest iPhone model. Also, the traffic light needs a pedestrian flasher. City regulations.

The candidates for Tory leader are more diverse than ever this year.

The Bolgia of the Mimes.

Further evidence that Halloween should be restored as a kid-only holiday.

The first draft of Peewee’s Playhouse didn’t quite have it right.

The Beatles were warned about crossing Abbey Road against the light, but they just had to see it.

The Loktocmcmyolin’s plan to assimilate on Earth was complicated by the discovery of the broadcasts they received from Earth must have been jumbled by the time they received them.

That’s some good captioning there @Lumpy. You rustle up the next pic

YOU (smack!) WILL (smack!) FALL (smack!) IN (smack!) LOVE! (smack!)

When Aphrodite and Medusa scheduled an ill-advised play-date

Love Hurts.

“Call me Stupid Cupid one more time…”

And the winna is:

Let’s go Elmer.

Efforts to make artichokes actually taste okay went to extremes…

This is why the public is never allowed to see what goes on inside GMO labs.

“Oh, you’re biosynthesizing hops. I knew there must be some use for beer goggles besides on personal time.”

Wilma Flintstone in the 25th Century

I love how the bug-zapper takes on all comers. But don’t you think these backyard gas grills have gotten kind of over-engineered?