A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

The winner…

But, but, I like the artichoke gag. OK - Since the summer season is upon us…

“My word Winifred, you just exposed your ankle!”

I get up to go to the bathroom, and that bitch swoops in to get her claws into my man!

“Honestly, I don’t know how anyone can be expected to play Bingo on one of these things.”

“Let’s do try to remember where we buried Tommy before we leave.”

“That’s some bad hat, Harriet.”

“Cuff the joint. I think this bitch is 5-O.”

Was that one with mustard and relish, one with ketchup and relish, and one with mustard and no relish. Or was it one with mustard and ketchup and relish, and one with no mustard and no ketchup and one with chili and no mustard and no ketchup. Or was that one with…come on, guys.

Thanks to all, but since it was recently chili dog day…

boson - take it away.

Thanks for the vote. But, man, I haven’t figured out to show an image.

This is what I’m trying to show.
Thanks for your patience.

Just put the url that you linked directly in the reply box on it’s own line:

There’s nothing mellow about yellow until I’ve had my coffee.

Talk to the hand! The megawatt cornea-burning hand!

Why don’t you paparazzi get a more respectable job. Like…telemarketer.

Jesus could have had a great career as a mime.

Obi-Wan has had all he can take of Jar-Jar.

Get a load of hipster Jesus here: Event Horizon’s Hans Brinker

Great great variety and far out. Wow. But I’d like to stick it to paparazzi and telemarketers.
Go, Bonum-Legatum!!

Let us see what you all can make of …
the USS Wasp recovering the Gemini IV capsule.