We’re Four of the Three Musketeers!
Sadly, no one warned the chevalier not to try and go up the staircase at Royal Palace Quitting Time. And he was trampled as everyone else left to go home.
“Everyone just keep still for another minute. I’m sure my contact lens is right here.”
Sir Joseph:
I am the monarch of the sea,
The ruler of the Queen’s Navee,
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants.
Relatives:
And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts
“I have gathered all my trusted advisors, greatest military minds, most influential scholars and the most loyal of my followers to hear your urgent news, Grand Condé. What is your urgent message?”
“Er… you have a run in your stocking, my liege.”
These were all better than anything I could have submitted, but @Kent_Clark is the winner. Thank you.
No, thank YOU! and let the game continue.
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Leave the gun; take the calamari!
The lengths you have to go to be sure you’re getting real calamari and not sliced pig rectum.
The day that Squiddy mistook a whale for Captain Nemo’s Nautilus.
Giant Squid: “Three thousand feet down. It’s dark, it’s cold. The pressure’s crushing, and not much oxygen. But hey, at least this deep there’s NO chance some goddamn whaOH FUUCKK!”
Yuck! What have you been eating? Prophets and toy makers?
“If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
“No, we’re perfect for each other. I’ve got all the arms for holding, you’ve got all the tail for spanking.”
“God, when you talk that way. Slip me some beak!”
Brain the size of a peanut versus brain in each tentacle. Look who’s winning!
I’ve never seen tartar buildup this bad. You’ve got to floss EVERY DAY and start coming in for cleaning more frequently.
All of these were excellent, but @Lumpy takes it for empathizing with the squid.
Take it away, Lumpy.
Hold it closer to your head, Beth.
In one fell swoop, Mojimba snarfs up both bananas and the candy necklace.
I don’t need to fling poo: you’re already on a full diet of it. This place is gorilla paradise. Great food, full medical for me, my harem, my kids. While you can barely afford that extra bedroom apartment to be allowed visitation with these two every other weekend. So you tell me who’s on the wrong side of the unbreakable glass here.