“Hang it in the Hieronymus Bosch wing.”
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Human bondage means different things to different people (hey, it won the last one…)
Or, as we like to call it around here, Tuesday.
The Secret Liberal Agenda, as reported by Ms. Boebert
“Goin’ to the chapel and we’re gonna get marriGAHHHHH!”
What sermons were like when ministers considered Paperback book covers sinful.
Doc, I think my sex fantasies are getting 'way too complicated. I mean, “ravished by beasts,” OK. But WW II bombers?
All funny, but this one goes to…
Thanks!
I’ve been saving this one all week…
https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th/id/OIP.ov7U9UzvKNhe_9vsu-wLzgHaE7?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
I’m afraid that that the more conservative elements will never accept your suggestion for new vestments.
So I turn this knob and…HEY, I’m receiving Vatican shortwave radio, clear as a bell!
After staring too long at The Parrot , he began to act strangely…
(Looking at the rawhide straps) “Thanks for the war bonnet, but I’ll pass on the Holy Ghost Dance.”
“Hey, this is only the second silliest hat I own!”
Popemobile top speed: 160 mph.
Bison top speed: 35 mph.
“Hand me that halberd, Swiss-boy. I got me some jabbin’ ahead!”
“So, in the spirit of ecumenicalism, would you like to know how to shuffle pedophile medicine men from council fire to council fire?”
“Fine, I’m wearing the stupid feather bonnet. Now will you forgive us for forcibly converting your people?”
I am deeply honored. Sincerely. Now…a…you want me to invade whom? Where?
Love 'em all!
Runner up…
And the winner…
In the fine art category, there are so many paintings by Gerome begging for it, but I’ll put this one out for you guys to whet your wits on:
