Thank you, Prof. And, now, on with the show.
Damn, it won’t do it for me. can’t post this image, I regretfully pass.
Post the URL. Maybe one of us can fix it.
Ah,well, let’s go with…
Take it away, Mr. K.
Knowed_Out, you are right. That’s what happened last time I tried. But I won’t interrupt the current flow to Kent_Clark. Superman, where are you now that we need you. I mean…a…Kent.
Zzzzzzz HUH? Whaa? (Yawn) Okay, I’m here and into the breach.
Having at last achieved enlightenment, he became one with the spirit of Brahma and levitated, much to his rider’s surprise.
“Man, I have got to get some extra-strength Preparation H!”
As my nuts are squeezed, so shall yours be herniated…
“A little further back. A little left. Now scratch right there.” (Moo of contentment).
Call the vet. The bull has gas buildup in his rumens again.
Ferdinand got to the point he could do his routine in his sleep.
@Lumpy is one with the contest. You’re up, Lump.
Willie Nelson? Ha! Snoop Dogg? Haha!
That was taken in 2006, and he’s still smoking it.
Why do you all stand back when I tell you I bought it online from the Acme company?
Masking up for idiots.
“We’re going to need a bigger lighter.”
Take it away BG.
ETA: I just now thought of what I would have posted:
“Nobody’s going to bogart this joint!”
“CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”
Thank you. After smoking that, you may see THIS:
"I can scarce believe my eyes!’
“What, that our technology surpasses yours and we dress provocatively?”
“No, that you’re allowed to drive!”
Hey, big boy! Know how to drive a stick shift?