With a few modifications to a roomba, women soon discovered that men were completely dispensable.
“Wow, they come served on platters here!”
Astronaut Jack was about to learn that the planet’s super-advanced race of snails had evolved shells designed to lure prey to them.
This earns my vote! 
Yes, this takes the prize. It sounds like the plot of many a science-fiction story.
Let’s take a stroll down a different branch of the pulp art trail.
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty thread like this?”
“Why are you sneering?”
“Well… why are you sneering?”
“I dunno; cause… it looks cool and edgy? People in the movies do it a lot.”
“Yunno, that’s kinda’ stupid. We should just act normal.”
Nobody could impress the ladies like George Washington Gale Ferris Jr.
“Eyes up here, Big Boy!”
“Yeah, but they’re not as fun to look at!”
Y’know, you remind me of an extraterrestrial snail I once met.
“So tell me, doll, is that dress blue-and-black or white-and-gold?”
“What’s a doll like you doing at the State Fair?”
“I was looking for the pigs and found you.”
Bob didn’t think this gal was two bit floozy until she smacked him with that purse full of quarters.
He: “I’m so glad we stepped away from the rides for a breas — REST, I MEANT… FOR A REST!”
Kudos to Quondam Mechanic’s shameless pandering to my last caption, Elmer J. Fudd’s historical callback to George Washington Ferris, Jr.; and needscoffee’s meme association. In this outstanding group, the snappy, noirish tone of @Knowed_Out stands out
Make your move while the city sleeps, @Knowed-Out
Continuing with the pulp theme
I Married A Monster
“I lifted the veil- and she had flesh on both sides of her face!!”
“Oh no! That’s not the miniature cake groom I had specially ordered!”
“And if you ever ask me to do oral again, I’ll slap the other side of your face just as hard!”