Upon further review, it looks like @Elmer_J.Fudd posted his snappy photo caption to my submission just 48 hours too early.
Sick. I love it. Get your Lumpy on.
How Uber broke the taxi cartel.
Carol never thought that those long-ago kung-fu lessons from Master Po would come in so handy.
It’s been three days already? Gonna’ give it to
Woof!
Not that kind of dogfight!
New movie: Dog Is My Co-pilot.
“Screw jumping over obstacle courses. This bitch is flyin’!”
“… and this is me with my new Pupper Cub aircraft …”
A scratch on the ears for @Elmer_J.Fudd for boldly going with the obvious pun right off the bat. Good boy!
One category of the annual Miss Pickle Pageant was testing the distance each contestant could kick a 50-lb gherkin. 1956 winner Coozie Cumber managed a lofty 6 ft 2 3/8 inches using her custom-made Pickle Pump, a record that stands to this day (due to the contest folding in 1957).
The alternate ending to Invasion of the Body Snatchers, where Dana Wynter uses her dance training fights back against the pods.
The idea for Charlie Brown trying to kick the football while Lucy holds it came from the novelty act of Farnsworth and Cheryl, illustrated here.
The Kickle was an ill-remembered dance craze of the early 1960s. It came just after the Shrug and just before the Thighmaster.
Little-known fact: The “Hokey-Pokey” was originally going to be named the “Hickle-Pickle”.
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out.
You put your left foot in, and you turn yourself about…
Although the terrible Triffid scourge and the blinding meteor shower had inflicted vast harm, still there were a few perks if you were one of the remaining sighted.
No pickleball jokes? This one goes to…