Animal control had to call in help when faced with an extreme case of dog breath.
Militarizing the postal service did nothing to neutralize the mailman’s natural enemy.
OK, time to decide on a winner! And the winner is…
Take it away, Spoons!
Thanks!
Okay, I have no idea what is going on here. But I’m sure that you folks can tell me:
Der Upzenfallensmascheninderface. By Revlon.
Again?! Who switched off gravity this time??
Trying to mimic Fred Astaire’s dance on the ceiling routine while drunk is never a good idea.
That Belle always has her face stuck in a book!
Detective Wiltz, the first on the scene, carefully scanned the crime scene and submitted his resignation.
You don’t want to be indoors when the Rapture happens.
Oh what a feeling
Stapled to the ceiling
Never practice your high jumps indoors. Just a tip.
“I see you’re still attracted to the guy living on the floor above.”
What was I reading? Levitation for Dummies.
This is Lewis Carol. This is Lewis Carol on drugs.
“Regan, are you out of bed yet?”
She always had her nose in books with the most uplifting stories.
This one’s going to @Bonum_Legatum for this outrageous visual pun:
All yours, Bonum!
Thank you. I confess - it was a caption from a similar cartoon I saw years ago.
Let us try this:
Posing for Michelangelo was a bitch.
So it’s gonna be sort of a mash-up of Tornado! and Close Encounters. Whaddaya think?