She dost fart butterflies!
Unused clip for the video of “Black Hole Sun”.
“Lennie, it’s Rapture time! I told you not to skip that baptism!”
Summers Eve keeps you feeling fresh
“Honey, I think you took Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers a little too seriously.”
“All right, hold it steady, keep your nose up, and settle right down, just like you learned in the simulator.”
Butterflies and butt, hers flies.
With all the budget cuts, NASA had to get creative when it came to training astronauts.
“Look, Darlin’, I know you like inhaling helium to sound like a chipmunk, but there’s a point where too much is too much, okay?”
“I love the flower girl. I don’t know why. She simply caught my eye.” The Cowsills.
Take it away!
My goodness! Didn’t expect to win this one again so soon. OK… I think here we have an interesting sighting 
With the cost of the materials for his web-juice so high, Spiderman was forced to take odd (some very odd) jobs to make ends meet.
After years of leaving webs all over buildings, Spiderman was finally caught and sentenced to community service cleaning them off.
(There’s GOT to be a joke about the yellow “mine detector” he’s holding.
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored
Clean roofs are his reward.
To him, life is a great big buff up
Wherever there’s a tough crud build-up
You’ll find the Spider-Man.
Spider-Man didn’t usually clean up after his fights, but one day Seminal-Man came… and came and came…
After retiring from the superhero business, Spiderman found that his ability to cling to buildings opened up many possibilities for establishing a post-retirement income stream.
Well, it is time to give the results! I have been vacillating between two entries; both are great… But I had to take a decision! So, here it is:
Bonum_Legatum is the runner-up, with this delightful entry:
After years of leaving webs all over buildings, Spiderman was finally caught and sentenced to community service cleaning them off.
But the winner in the end is Lumpy, who managed to stick an earworm into my brain that has not yet gone away:
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He’s ignored
Clean roofs are his reward.
To him, life is a great big buff up
Wherever there’s a tough crud build-up
You’ll find the Spider-Man.
Take it away, Lumpy!
Continuing the superhero theme:
Yes, that is America’s ass. And he’s hugging Captain America!
I’m not overly fond of these dirty Reds…