I may be ridden with cancerous tumors, but your patriotism gives me a chubby.
“ I’m gonna love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George!”
Super Too Close Friends
Must! Grab! Sword!
Y’know, we were all pretty homophobic in the '40’s.
I got a belly laugh from:
Your way, Jose!
God almighty, again?!?! Well!
Time for a new photo then! Let’s see what you can do with this:
Looks like we’re experiencing purr-bulence.
“Flock of birds at 10 o’clock, guys – careful!”
The cat only lost 1 life. The couple did too, but their number went down to zero.
Pilot: This is the worst flight I’ve every been on. After this I’m never taking you up again.
Passenger: Go easy on the poor animal. That cat didn’t know what was going to happen when it crawled up there.
Pilot: I wasn’t speaking to the cat.
Pilot: I’m dyslexic, and Dog is my Co-pilot
Passenger: I see you have a problem identifying animal species too.
Hang in there, baby!
It was funny until Miss Muffins ate the hamster that was powering our propeller.
“Yes sir, I am aware that they always land on their feet, but……”
“Meow! Mrowwwr! Meeeew! Meow!”
“Excuse me stewardess, I speak Cat.”
OK! Time to name the winner 
And the winner is…
Take it away, Oly! ^.^
Thanks!
“Oh, there you are Watson. Thanks for coming so quickly.”
OK, kid. Let’s see you do that with your I-phone.
As if AT&T’s “Reach out and touch someone” campaign wasn’t creepy enough…