“Hiya Fred! Nice of you to drop by!”
The Brewster Family: The Early Years
“Don’t worry, kids! One way or another, Daddy’s gonna put food on the table.”
Oh Dad, poor Dad, Momma’s hung you in the closet and I’m feeling so sad…
That joke didn’t bomb. Take it away Kent!
It’s World Series time, so let’s take a look at some of the teams that didn’t make the playoffs.
After the anti-discrimination suit resulted in the team hiring a three-foot tall pitcher, some adjustment of the strike zone was necessary.
Oh, he’ll hit it. It’s crawling the bases that will be his downfall.
“Number 20 is really off his game today.”
Just to be sure, the catcher acts like this is completely normal until told otherwise.
In their continuing effort to speed up the game and hold the attention of a younger “video game” generation of fans, the MLB Rules Committee has approved a pilot program whereby the space-time continuum will be tweaked so that certain key play combinations — such as this Padres player’s crucial at bat and later game-tying slide into home — happen simultaneously.
The Savanna Bananas opt for slugs not sluggers.
Just a little high and inside.
Bizarre and complicated, fine by me! Okay @Oly you’re up!
Bizarre and complicated? It was intended to be complicated and bizarre. Oh well, as they say, there’s no you can’t ball them all in base win crying.
No, home plate isn’t something you eat from. Stop twisting yourself about it!
And it looks like Bugs has outsmarted Marvin the Martian into another faceplant.
The kid’s a natural for MLB’s new space-time continuum developmental league.
Keeping his options open, Jimmy felt that if baseball didn’t work out for him, he had a future as an Olympic gymnast.
Space-time continuum always plays well in the sticks. Take it away, KC