Calling @Kent_Clark …
Yay! The new Harriet Tubman $20 means we can use our Jackson’s for kitty litter!
Fat Cats Roll In The Green Stuff
@Elmer_J.Fudd get us back on track!
TV’s newest detective show: Smokes and Booze.
Agents for the Department of Alcohol, Firearms and Tobacco despise their new uniforms.
What happens when you consult the Penny Saver for Aversion therapy.
This one goes to…
Miss Piggy’s Bridal Shower was gonna go hog wild.
Mommy, why does Miz Piggy have a bra around her middle?
…and that’s why Shimmy Shammy Promotions won’t be invited to submit a bid on next year’s Daddy-Daughter Purity Dance.
“That stripper ain’t kosher!”
Never mind. Wrong thread.
Corky St. Clair reboots the Blaine, Mo, community theater for a local rendition of The Masked Singer.
Let’s Do The Time Warp Again!
When you can’t afford an expensive S&M escort.
What good is sitting
Alone in your room?
Come hear the music play
Life is a cabaret, old chum
Come to the cabaret