Bringin’ home the bacon!
“Ohh, Kermie …”
“The safe word is Oscar Mayer”
I was hoping for something kinky. Your turn Tibby!
Ok, this one looks fun:
Adam got so wasted he couldn’t even light his own blunt
“Smoke good. Fire bad. Kill me now.”
The effects of smoking three packs a day for forty years.
Fire not always bad.
Benson & Hedges 100: Just A Silly Millimeter Longer
Frankie toking a blunt is darned funny. Batter up @Dr.Winston_Oboogie, you are the winner!
Thanks. A smart man knows “Frankenstein” wasn’t the monster.
A wise man knows he was.
Most people say “Don’t be a dick about it.”
OK, let’s try this:
A toast to symbolism!
Your host, the Toastmonster General, Donald Rump and the U.K.'s own Lymph Truss.
Fun was being had by all until the Ferengi, drunk on Risan Champagne, mistook the Green Woman’s head for raspberry ambrosia, and stuck a lady finger in it.
Say what you will, Maybelline pays its human test subjects well.
We’ll give it to Mr. Fudd this time. Elmer, take it away!
The neurosurgical team at Massachusetts General Hospital is getting a little long in the tooth.
Six drops of the essence of terror, five drops of sinister sauce…
When the stirring’s done, may I like the spoon?