Turns out the diploma given to the Tin Woodsman by the Wizard of Oz was for brain surgery.
In the old days, people believed that what was then known as melancholia was caused by demonic spirits trapped inside a person’s skull, and the only way to cure it was to let the spirits out by seating a sufferer in an open field and cutting their head open. Today, thanks to the debunking of such superstitions and advances in psychiatric medicine, we now know that what in current terminology is called major depressive disorder is underlain by a correctable biochemical imbalance, and evidence-based measures aimed at treating it exist and must be carried out in a woodshed.
There’s got to be a better way to kill lice.
Watch this, Tommy! When I touch right here, his arm will jump up and knock that bong out of your hand!
The winner!
Suggestions? I’m all ears.
Everybunny needs somebunny sometime.
Everybody in the family just humored Harvey when it came to his imaginary friend Elwood.
It’s Donnie Darko’s worst nightmare.
“I don’t care what you do with me, Brer Fox. Just don’t fling me into that 3-bedroom Manhattan penthouse over there!”
Welcome to the humble Warren, where also live Jack and Jaqueline Rabbit.
I’ll award this to Elmer because it invokes a part of Disney’s past they’re really wanting to pretend never happened.
Man, I hope liftin’ those bales is easier than totin’ this barge!
I found it, I’m taking it home! It’s called salvage, look it up.
COVID really hit the cruise industry hard.
“I told them I was going to Raise The Titanic. So they called me a nutter? I showed them all!”
Stinky Diver’s career after Kablam! went nowhere.
“Yer gonna need a bigger boat. Use this one.”
So, Stan caught a 10lb bass did he? Wait till he see’s what I caught!