My ship finally came in. It wasn’t what I expected.
Thanks Elmer! Let’s try this:
Prof. Lizardo! You forgot to turn on the oscillating overthruster!
Hitting the broad side of a barn is easier than I thought.
"“Cheaper than a wrecking ball and more entertaining.”
I hate to be a spoilsport, but see Post 982.
[With nearly 7000 posts we might need to just pretend any repeats are new. It’s too long a thread to expect everyone to review it before posting]
Some superpowers are less useful than others.
Whoops. I guess I didn’t scroll far enough.
I can change it, or pick the best of what’s posted. Thoughts?
I’ll post a new one.
“But Daddy, I warned Mummy what would happen if she put me in a dress again!”
The original lyrics to “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” are a little creepy.
A rare photo of Hans Katzenjammer without his brother Fritz.
Portrait of young Marlene Dietrich, future musical saw virtuoso
It turned out an androgynous 3-year old doesn’t make a good mascot for saws.
Son Of The Saw
We have a winner!
Honorary award for most intriguing:
Thanks!
Here you go:
“Hi, I would like to talk to you about the end of the world.”