A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Those new Russian conscripts are quick to surrender.

Hello! HELLO! I see you in there hiding behind the half-wall!

Geez, that rug looks a lot like ol’ Fred…

Whatcha makin’ in there, waffles? I LOVE waffles!

“Forget pic-a-nic baskets, Boo-Boo, I’ve hit the motherlode!”

“Hey! Did you know you can see my den from up here!”

“If I can just figure out how to get past the invisible barrier, I’ll never have to shit in the woods again!”

“Hey, can I get a roll of Charmin out here?”

Ooh, this one is tough. I like all the answers!

I’m going to go with

Take it away, @Knowed_Out!

I keep getting the “Sorry, you can’t embed media items” thing, so I had to host this off my G-Drive.

A deep cut Beatles fan.

Babies are so attached in their earliest months

After the strain became overwhelming, Octodad finally snapped.

The latest in children clothing.

At first I thought this was lame, then upon reading again found it to be really layered, so to speak. Your go, Prof.!

Thanks! (I liked Elmer’s better, myself.)

New one:

Can you repost? It’s not appearing in my browser (Safari).

Try again:

Jeffrey Dahmer’s thanksgiving dream

Nope, still nothing.