There was a time when young Paul Simon wasn’t so uptight.
Strange, it came through in my email, but not in the thread itself.
I see all three images in Chrome.
Sophie’s Choice meets the Presidential turkey pardon.
Maybe it’s that I’m surfing on my phone…
And our winner…
Carry on , Elmer!
Whew! I wasn’t sure anyone would get the reference.
They always bring up the dinner where Uncle Quince got drunk and tried to ride the turkey.
Thus, the reason why Thanksgiving dinners are never left unattended.
In older times people celebrated Hallowthanks.
In Soviet Thanksgiving, dinner eats you!
This is how you stop a poultrygeist
The winner:
I was so disappointed when I found out this wasn’t the plot to The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.
Thank you, Mr. Fudd (esq.)
How about this one:
There is a legend, passed down from comic to comic, about a joke so filthy it features parrots and a farmer’s daughter.
The new birdseed produced a real bumper crop of parrots this year!
Everybody knows about Nancy… she has the biggest parakeets in town!
Joe’s sister Polly Exotic; the Parrot Queen.
Oh, sure, like us blue parrots are gonna get a fair shake from that redheaded human!
I heard it’s a dye job.