Very good!!
The winner:
Thanks, Elmer!
Okay, folks, tell us just what is going on here:
BOY: What is this crap?
GIRL: Some cereal. 'S’posed to be good for you.
BOY: Screw that, I’m going back in the pool.
We’ve replaced the sugar in Timmy and Shirley’s cereal with gamma aminobutyric acid. Let’s watch their melancholic reactions!
…and no coffee.
“Let’s kill Mikey.”
Mikey likes this shit, huh?
“Screw this, Mom. Oatmeal does NOT cure a hangover.”
“Thanksgiving at Uncle Seinfeld’s sucks!”
The morning Timmy realized that sometimes Satan comes in the form of Frosted Mini Wheats.
“Why is the rum always gone?”
This one’s got to go to @Kent_Clark for this caption that made me laugh out loud:
Your turn, Kent!
Time for the World Cup!
Go-go-gadget hands!
At this point he couldn’t deny it. It was obvious to everyone that Phil was taking anabolic steroids.
While the goalies loved the new gloves, the forwards were finding the new shoes a tad more cumbersome.
After the save, high fives were given around the field. And I mean around the field.
…and it stops him from biting his nails!
Mickey Mouse gloves turn out to be good for something.