A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

And @knoodler scores a gooooooooaaaaaalllllll. The throw-in is yours!

Thanks @Kent_Clark!

Let’s try this:

Oooooh! New drugs!

Hannibal Lector’s parents weren’t exactly normal themselves.

When The Joker got the idea of using tryptophan in his rictus grin-forming chemicals

Baby Snooks goes for dark meat.

Few people remember the original 1940s version of Natural Born Killers

This one hit my funny bone:

Take it away, @Lumpy!

Elon Musk Buys Twitter

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel *^$#ing GREAT!

See that cloud? I SOLD THEM THAT!

“Hey everybody, I’m the last man on Earth! Like and Subscribe!”

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

“That’s just today. Next week, Mr. Bond will die!”

Tony Blair posing in front of post-Brexit UK.

Lots of good quotes, but this is the winner just for timeliness:

You’re up Prof!

Thanks!

Happy Holidays! Let’s try…

Competition in the Mitch McConnell look-alike contest is stiff this year.

" Are you hungry, my darling? All right. You take the baron. You take the bald one. And for you, my sweet… the little girl because you’re my favorite. All right! Dinner is served!"