Three little maids from school are we
Pert as a school-girl well can be
Filled to the brim with girlish glee
Three little maids from school!
Nigel knew he was different. The other turkeys always stared at him.
The meerkats made a tragic miscalculation in disguising themselves to avoid predators.
"To be honest,” said Perseus, “this is not how I had pictured the three Graeae in my mind…”
Introducing Cluck, Chuck and WTF?!
You guys are hilarious! I really had trouble picking one, but I did…
Lumpy gets the win with
Alfred the Great fixes Thanksgiving dinner.
Let’s see. 13 minutes a pound at 375 degrees. I need to serve the turkey in 45 minutes. Yup, 800 degrees should do it.
I’ve heard of racial quotas, but this is ridiculous!
“At Smith-Barney, we cook our birds the old-fashioned way: We burn it.”
“So once again, you forgot about the bird because the Vikings were winning.”
Darth Vader was NOT AMUSED when he saw what the cook had done to the turkey dinner.
Our offering to Cthulhu has been accepted!
Despite his protests that his “Jive Turkey” costume for Halloween, 1973 wasn’t raciest, Chicken Little has been canceled.
My own entry would have been “dammit, the meat thermometer still doesn’t say 180°!”
Silver medal goes to
But the gold goes to:
-because who wouldn’t forget all about the oven if the Vikings were actually winning? 
Thanks!
Well, if yesterday was Thanksgiving, that means today is Black Friday, and some shoppers go a little crazy. Let’s see what you can do with this:
“Imma PARALYZE you if you break ahead of me in line! I brought the wheelchair for it!”
“This is my cart. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My cart is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.”
Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!