“A sign! A sign from the Messiah…That we must follow the utility cart so that we might gather together gourds in abundance!”
“Freedom!!”
Kimberly Guilfoyle exhorts the doorbusters at Wal*Mart on Black Friday.
Well, @Knowed_Out is going to take it for this one:
Looks like it’s your turn, Knowed_Out!
HEH HEH!
“I meant to do that!”
Pee-wee: You’re the greatest Santa there ever was!
Santa Claus: I know you are, but what am I?
“I want a new bike, a new ball, a new TV show, and for all those people who said nasty things about me to burn in hell.”
And when it was all over the most pitiable sight the residents of the Playhouse would ever see was that of Chairy trying to gouge her eyes out with her blunt, cushioned arms.
The bells are ringing because Elmer said the secret word!
And the system removed the quote, so now we’ll never know the secret word! But Elmer wins anyway!
Thanks!
Braggart!
“Hey, if Burt Reynolds can do it, then so can I. Right?”
“Umm … maybe you should rethink that.”
You’re going to paint me, Jack. You’re gonna paint me, and then…
“Well, if getting angry like the Hulk doesn’t turn me from a 98-pound weakling into a he-man, then maybe the Charles Atlas ad will!”
The Incredible Middle-aged Couch Potato!
Stan Lee decided that, if the comic business didn’t pan out, he could always try to get into the centerfold pages…
“Digest size would have been perfectly servicable, Stan”
“Where do you think I got the idea for naming him Incredible Hulk? Excelsior!”
All great captions, but this was a brilliant Titanic/ Jack (Kirby) and Stan mashup:
You’re up, @knoodler