In recognition of some sort of big sporting event going on halfway around the world:
The striker for the orange team drew a yellow card for illegally assisting another player to reach the ball.
Always wear your World Cup.
“To the moon, Alvin!”
Drop kick me Jesus.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAD!
(For the stupid AI asking if it’s a complete sentence)
World Cup host country Qatar’s team’s frustration at being in last place has caused a few players to go barking mad.
“You’re kicking the wrong ball, Bobby!”
Charlie Brown had been dying to kick the philosophizing smartass with the blanket in the nuts; and for once Lucy wasn’t there to pull Linus out of the way.
Rules are rules! You’re up, @Kent_Clark.
And the big sporting event halfway around the world continues
Although North Pole FC has a young and enthusiastic team, FIFA has ruled that they must remove their hats in order to play.
He sees you when you’re playing
He knows if you’re real lame
He knows when you’ve been smacked in the balls
'Cause it’s all part of the game
Only naughty children who hate Christmas would want to defeat this team. Is that what you are?
The Christmas Town team looked formidable…until they found out their opponent was fielding a team with ten giant bipedal rabbits and a ringer who miraculously came off the DL in three days.
People are concerned that Iceland’s soccer team may be largely imported.
A Christmas soccer song that’s ripped from the headlines! I’m passing the ball to @knoodler
Thanks for the recognition but I’ll have to pass this time. Blame poor Wi-Fi
By the power vested in me, I declare @Knowed_Out to be the true heir in the line of succession, and call on him to continue the line.
'Tis the season.
Traditional urinalysis was a little complicated…
This was the punnishment for the naughty children who won the soccer game.