What flavor is the mystery nog?
Elmer took the piss out of that one, so he wins.
“So, who is Santa and who are the elves?”
“We may never find out, sergeant; they all look the same…”
“Number 1, stand next to the offstage chimney and put your thumb on your nose.”
“Number four, quit farting!”
It’s sort of a mash-up of Bad Santa and The Usual Suspects.
“Did he have any distinguishing marks?”
“I remember his belly shook like a bowl full of jelly.”
The Winner:
'Tis the season.
Begone Foul Rat King!
They decided not to use the hobby horse this time, due to the performance becoming a literal Nutcracker Suite.
Some idiot pulled his finger…
The Nutcracker Suite, as directed by the Wachowskis.
Nothing like a Christmas ballet themed joke about getting hit in the groin. You’re up @Knowed_Out
Can we keep this up for 17 more days?
Global warming at the North Pole
“But I keep telling you, I’m a pronghorn, not a reindeer!”
Dancer was the only reindeer that Santa ever invited to the beach.
From deer to eternity.