A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Well, the party invite did say they were going to serve Zombies.”

The Students for Lauren Boebert New Year’s Jamboree

It’s a dead man’s party, who could ask for more
Everybody’s comin’, leave your body at the door

The Board of Directors at FTX.

Test audience for VICE TV

When Bud Lime is all that’s left in the cooler…

@Elmer_J.Fudd gets it for this one:

Take it away, Elmer!

In honor of Public Domain 2023…

Mickey training the Disney lawyers to not let go.

“It’s in the key of D major, so you’ll have to use some of the black keys.”

A hundred years ago, pig genitalia was considered very important.

Mickey’s their father

Nobody plays the pigs as well as Mickey.

“Music From a Found Hogmonium.”

The winner:

Thank you.

Next up…

PENGUIBUNGA!

(and some other words for Discourse)

Eat your heart out Jesus!

Well now everybody’s heard about the bird.

What’s black and white and shreds all over?