“Well, that’s one shark that won’t be eating any more penguins!”
I really liked
but the winner is
'cause I haven’t thought of that song in quite a while.
Head 'em up, knoodler!
Thanks Prof.!
“The Geneva Convention says you can’t be arrested as a spy unless you’re in an enemy uniform or civilian clothes, so we’ve got them now!”
That’s what you get for farting during lights out.
They’ve finally figured out how to fit a lot more soldiers into a Humvee.
Finally one of the clowns at the Pentagon has come down to see what it’s like at the front lines.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
This one hit my funny bone.
You’re up, EJF!
Postscript: ideas not worth officially submitting:
- Killer Clowns
- Insane Clown Posse
- Send In The Clowns
- The Army’s new experimental “dazzle” camouflage
- “Okay men: someone has to draw their fire. Who’s up?”
Thanks, @knoodler!
The Chinese impressionist stage production of “Svengali”
“Do I have your attention? Good. You know what it takes to sell real estate? A set of BRASS BALLS, that’s what it takes. And you’re lacking.”
A- Always
B- Be
C- … Calligraphy-ing?
You’re up, @knoodler
Thanks @Elmer_J.Fudd!
“You’re going to have to move your snow bicycle sculpture. It’s within 10 feet of the highway.”
Freeze!
Frosty’s less-famous brother Lance the Snowman never even got the distinction of wearing the yellow shirt for a day.
As global warming melted the glaciers, remnants of many hitherto unknown species emerged from the ice, such as this so far lone representative of an extinct line of prehistoric bicycle riding snow people.
The evil Ice Queen had one too many encounters with bicyclists who didn’t use their hand signals.