“You look a lot bigger on camera.”
“This is the box office. The snack bar is over there.”
“I hope your air-conditioner is working.”
The Yukon Cornelius Employment Agency could place even the most difficult clients.
“No bouncing bumbles allowed in the front row.”
Both of these get cred for the Rudolph references. I had forgotten all about that character, so for Elmer pointing out that the guy is dressed up as Bumbles, he gets the nod.
Here’s the keys to your clone. He’s your responsibility now.
Dislike father, dislike son.
Hey! It’s getting hard to find new pictures!
Anyway, the winner is…
Thanks @Elmer_J.Fudd! Let’s try this one:
"Whaddya mean there’s no train under there, it’s all people? [checks] “Well son of a gun!”
“Okay, that’s the last time I try yelling, ‘Everybody get on board!’”
Right there! Right there, next to cousin Louie and just below Aunt Maureen. Hurry up before somebody else gets it!
Whaddya mean, no one knows the lyrics to the Trolley Song?
The pilgrimage to the last town in India with a phone booth and VW Beetle dealership is something to behold.
What happens when the AC stops working
We have a winner!
Come on down, @Lumpy!
I think this one has a lot of possibilites:
Every Thanksgiving, the same argument: does stuffing go inside the bird or outside?