A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Jaws”
“Goodbye Girl”
“Jaws!”
“Goodbye Girl!”
“WHAT ABOUT BOB?”
“EN GARDE!!!”

Shows you what happens when prayer is taken out of family gatherings.

Before Prohibition

After Prohibition

“So who here is going to try this newfangled sea salt cure to treat our goiters instead of our time-tested leeches and arsenic?”

“I’ve gathered all of you here to let you know that I have rewritten my will. None of you will get anything, because I’m leaving everything to the Moonies.”

(whisper) We’ve secretly replaced the butter with New I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Offal Brand Spread. Let’s see if anyone notices…

Make America Great Again

BTW: the original captions, for those who didn’t try to translate it, are “We shall not speak of the Dreyfus Affair” and “they spoke of it”. Seriously, I recommend historian Barbara Tuchman’s look at it in her book The Proud Tower. It seem eerily prescient of our divisions today.

Second place to @Spoons, although it would have been funnier if he’d said “I’m leaving everything to my last surviving heir”.

And the winna’:

Thanks! How about:

The poster photo for The Usual Suspects had to go through a LOT of airbrush work before the boys upstairs were happy with it.

Parke and Ronen ads, before abs were discovered

The Full Colonel Monty

:notes: One of these things is not like the other
One of these things doesn’t belong :notes:

Somehow, Bob (second from left) always won the Women’s Club Annual Mustachio Pageant.

While the audience loved their “Sweet Adeline,” the barbershop group’s rendition of “Surfin’ USA” failed to impress anyone.

Page 319 of the 1928 Sears Roebuck catalog needed a better background.

The Month of July from The Annual Fireman’s Calendar of 1898

This is what happens to steampunk when there’s too much steam and not enough punk.

First runner-up:

And the winner is…

All yours, @knoodler!

Thanks!