“If you say one more bad thing about Pingu you’re not coming with us anymore.”
“When you tell us Santa is just a guy in a costume you’re aware of the irony, aren’t you?”
Back in the day no one failed to participate in Take Your Child to Work Day.
The Dark Knight’s day job.
“It may be the best Batman birthday party ever but going home by taxi sucks.”
With Dick Grayson gone to college, Batman appears to be Robin the cradle.
Holy Bucket-of-Bolts Batman! The Batmobile is in the shop again?
Coming this Fall, a new reality TV series: Who Will Be The Next Robin?
It’s a still from this video.
“No, the school bus driver is a nice person but the class bully will tear you apart, cape and all.”
The Wayne Foundation Fund for Bruce’s Bastards afforded the children the finest in English private schools.
Fed up with their whining, Batman prepares to throw these children under the bus.
“A slumber party with a man wearing underwear on the outside? I don’t think so.”
And the winner by a bat-whisker is:
I want to thank all the li… n/m.
Have at it.
I’ll post a link to the gallery after. I guarantee this is not the weirdest of the bunch.
This is why Barbie and Mr. Potato Head are manufactured in different factories.
“Ever get the feeling that you’re trapped in an Ingmar Bergman film?”
“What did Mom ever see in Harvey ‘Two-Face’ Dent anyway?”
A Man’s Guide to Women’s Makeup.
Carnies! Beware of fake bearded ladies!