I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen about everything
When I see a…whatever that thing is… fly
Grandma, what big ears you have!
I hear Jif’s the peanut butter for fennecy moms.
Big ears have little pictures.
“A gust of wind, a flicker of light–one look and I knew she was the girl for me.”
I’m all ears! (someone had to put the obvious one up)
9 months after Zootopia…
And the winner is… @Elmer_J.Fudd with
Runner-up is a tie between @Prof.Pepperwinkle with “Big ears have little pictures”, and @Running_Coach with “There’s life on Mars! I can hear it.”
Congratulations!
You’re up, @Elmer_J.Fudd.
WooHoo!
Gotham Elementary went a little batshit with the new crossing guard uniforms.
Under the influence of The Joker’s Youth Ray, Batman embarrassed himself on the first day of school.
Batman was absent the day they taught underwear in kindergarten.
While chasing The Chicken, Batman lost the Batrope and required the assistance of small children to cross the road.
“Just be patient, kids! I told Alfred to be here at 7:30 sharp!”
“Good citizens don’t fidget, and they wait patiently for the school bus.”
“I did promise you all rides in the Batmobile, but it will have to be one at a time. It doesn’t have room for everybody at once.”
“Can we go home now, Mr. Batman? I don’t think Superman is coming anymore.”
“Okay, the boy to my right can be Riddler, and the boy in the coat can be Penguin, but what about the three girls? Oh, I know: you can all be Catwoman! After all, we did have Lee Meriwether, Eartha Kitt, and Julie Newmar…”
“No, you’re just a guy in a costume and we’ll get grounded for talking to a stranger.”
“Okay, kids, we’re going to wait on the Bat-Kerb, for the Bat-Schoolbus, and we’re going to greet the Bat-Driver politely, and then we’ll take our Bat-Seats. Don’t make me use my Bat-Misbehaving-Children spray!”
(Aside–did anybody else notice that this photo is from the UK? Look at the license plates on the cars in the background. Hence my spelling of “kerb” for what is spelled “curb” in North America.")