Jim Cantore is in the eye of the hurricane right now. Jim, how are you?
I’ve heard of freestyle, but this is ridiculous.
Dr. Winston O’Boogie wins for:
Brings a new meaning to the phrase “Traffic was crawling”.
Second place goes to the Professor for “In the road again…”
You’re up, Dr. Winston.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Saw this a couple of weeks ago, and was hoping to win the contest to post it:
Godzilla’s childhood playthings were recently discovered.
Miss Dimple’s Japanese Adventure
Today a doll - tomorrow a geisha!
The low budget, Japanese version of Toy Story was weird to say the least.
Miss Dimple IS Hercule Poirot in Mystery on the Orient Express!
My name is Talky Tina. . . and I don’t LIKE Tokyo.
“Finally, a land where people appreciate my freakishly huge eyes!”
Astro Boy awaits the arrival of his mail-order bride.
Little Girl left Japan in a hurry when she heard Little Boy was going to drop in.
We have a winner!
Arigato, Mr. Needscoffeeo.
Thanks! I’m going to steal a photo from a thread here.
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(This makes twice I thought @Kent_Clark’s answer was funniest.)
There’s life on Mars! I can hear it.
(Fennecs are my favorite animal)
(Shucks, needscoffee,even I thought only one of my entrees was funnier. 
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“Ground control, I’m receiving Major Tom…”