Rooster Cogburn did indeed have true grit.
A victim of a Beatles mondegreen, Gary decided to get himself a chicken to ride, and he would care about it, too!
Chicken crosses road in one step. No one knows why.
Unable to afford a monster truck, Jeffrey built a monster chicken.
On my troops! For Narnia! For glory!
Chick-a-boom, chick-a-boom, don’t you just love it?
[Suggested by a friend; not in play]
Look at that giant cock between JIm’s legs!
{SBAF]
And the winner is…@Hoopy_Frood, with "A victim of a Beatles mondegreen, Gary decided to get himself a chicken to ride, and he would care about it, too!"
Congratulations!
Second place was @Spoons with “I didn’t say that I drive a GM. I said that I drive a GMO!”
It’s your turn to post a picture, @Hoopy_Frood!
That Hoopy Frood, he sure knows where his towel is!
If anybody else has a picture to post, they’re welcome to, I guess.
Well, as the runner-up, I’ll give it a shot. Let’s see what you folks can do with this:
Making his way home after a night of storms, John crawled across the highway.
And to think frying an egg was a measure of summer heat.
Why did Mark Spitz cross the road?..
(not an entry)He was racing the chicken? (nae)
I knew I shoulda turned right at Albuquerque.
The sign said “don’t walk”; what was I supposed to do?
Brings a new meaning to the phrase “Traffic was crawling”.
In the road again, just can’t wait to get in the road again…
You’re right, Fred – it’d be safer with a YIELD sign.