A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

I had some problems at first too, but things are fine now. But let’s see if this works …

How’s that?

So those “In case of rapture” bumper stickers are real. Who knew?

The Perry Como SiriusXM station claims two more victims.

We have our winner! Coffee, take the next round.

This was the winner.

I still can’t see anything, but it went from a 504 to a 500 Error. Is that better or worse?

Thanks! Once again, I thought all the other entries were funnier.

"Hi-Yo, Speckles! Awaaay!

The early test screenings of Jurassic Park looked…different.

The 50 ft. Woman’s husband brings home dinner.

Fowl Play

NSFW

Nobody rides a cock like Bob!

How do you secure a riding chicken?
Hentai.

Chook-chook.
The sound of a chicken gun being cocked.

Why did the giant chicken cross the road?
Her rider made a hard left.

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Croft
To see what a penny will buy.

KFC was unprepared when the war started.

John was initially a little worried about establishing his poultry farm so close to a nuclear power plant, but was pleased to find that it had some unexpected benefits.

“I didn’t say that I drive a GM. I said that I drive a GMO!”