Goldfinger has gotten rather lazy in the body disposal department.
Oh my gawd! It’s the new Louis Vuitton! EEEEEEEE!!!
All good ones, but I’ll go for vulgarity this time.
“Hey look. Dobby discovered Pornhub!”
“Hide me! Steven Spielberg is gonna have my legs broke!”
“I can only eat spaghetti noodles and Ramen on your planet.”
Joe Rogan does The Hot Ones challenge.
Robert Downey, Jr. regrets his post-Marvel makeover.
Behold the recently unearthed idol to the Roman god peeing freely, Urethra Oris.
Gonna’ give it to @Spoons. Take it away!
Well, how about them apples.
“Why’d it have to be snakes?”
Boa meets Girl
“Honey, when you asked if your mother could stay with us, I didn’t know it meant this.”
“When you told me you wanted your pet to be the ring-bearer, I thought you meant something like a cute dog carrying the ring on a satin pillow.”
Honorable mention goes to @Kent_Clark for this one:
But the prize goes to @Prof.Pepperwinkle for this short and sweet one:
All yours, Professor!
Wow! Thanks.
Let’s see…
Help me, Obi-Wan. You’re our last hope.