Bad News: There are giant spiders roaming the earth capable of entombing in webs all they encounter for future consumption.
Good News: Their webbing is made of yummy puff pastry.
Although it’s considered decadent and cruel by today’s standards, traditional epicureans insist that there’s nothing so exquisite as the screams when you first bite in…
Night of the Living Croissants is just the latest failed attempt by the French film industry to break into the Horror genre.
Turns out the original model for croissants was swaddled babies.
Love 'em but, but especially
Thanks Prof!
Where’s Wile E Coyote when you need him?
Rock stacking is considered vandalism and is forbidden in National Parks. Enforcement in some situations may be…problematic.
Squirrels have been known to rock it to break open walnuts.
God’s nipple piercing
Nature had been waiting a million years for someone to be dumb enough to stand under a rock so precariously balanced that a puff of wind could tip it.
Gonna’ go with:
Wow! Thanks.
Next…
It’s Mardi Gras!
“Look, I’m a cat. I can’t help but show you my tits.”
Somebody wanted a Mardi Gras Gato?
Sometimes you have to go through elaborate means to get a cat to take its medicine.
When you fall asleep human… I will exact my revenge.
Cat Tuesday.
And the winner is…
You’re up, up!
Okay, since there’s been no response from up:
Have a go, knoodler!