You’re up @knoodler
Thank E_J.F!
Munchkinland PD! I have to commandeer your shopping cart!
Condoms, Mom! You forgot to buy condoms! Again!
Move the cart! It’s on my foot!
The Election was stolen! The Election was stolen!
Little Karen is the reason nobody names their daughters that anymore.
“NOOO! I HATE CELERY! I HATE IT!!!”
(ETA: composer window refuses to accept above line as a complete sentence.)
This one hit my funny bone! You’re up, @Kent_Clark!
Same thing happened to me when I typed in all caps. After I changed to sentence case, it got accepted.
Countdown to March Madness
Nothing shows disrespect for the sport like taking a number 2 during a game.
Foul! Interference with an armpit while in possession!
College Basketball meets Texas Hold’Em
Can’t double dribble heads either.
If he doesn’t get picked up by any teams, he can have a career in MMA.
That’s not what a pick up game is.
The winner
And nothing like a poop joke for a cheap laugh. You may inbound the ball @Elmer_J.Fudd
Hope I don’t get in trouble for this one…
It really was a good idea to cancel the 1940 Olympics.