A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

McDonald’s All Arayan Games were the worst marketing disaster until New Coke came along.

Don’t be schtupid, be a schmarty,
Come and join the Nazi party.

Young man, there’s no need to feel down…

The Josef Mengele Select Invitational is seeking a venue not run by undesirables.

[not in play] Can the swastika be redeemed?

The winner

Let’s lighten things up with some happy Germans

“I know you said you’re Austrian but are you sure you don’t have a little German in you? Would you like to?”

Happy Marchtoberfest! Half-Pints drink free!

Keep your Hans to yourself.

Searches crowd for Clark Griswold

@Knowed_Out wins the best bad pun award for keeping it mercifully short. Take it away.

Owl be waiting for you.

I’m not sure if they sing or play music, but the one in the middle looks like he can catch mice.

When you named the bird Yoko, the writing was on the wall.

Kid Peregrine’s band of peculiar rockers, featuring Owl Write the Songs

Some Queen cover bands were less successful than others.

[English accent]
“That’s some bird! And the owl is pretty good too!”
[/English accent]

The owl may look extraneous, but it earns its pay when the band covers Who Are You.

The next version of The Fantastic Four!

Left-to-right: Ben, Reed, Fantasti-Owl, Sue and Johnny.