Hello, Mr. Ranger, sir!
Where’s mah pickanick basket BooBoo?
Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a bear in the air
I says, “Callin’ all trucks, this here’s the Duck”
"We about to go a-huntin’ bear”
Yogi learned levitation from his guru.
I don’t know if etiquette says I should wait 24 hrs to allow more replies, but this one hit it out of the park:
You’re up!
FYI: If I were to caption it, I’d post “And now, bears on trampolines.” (A riff on the signature sign-off from The Man Show.)
Young David Lee Roth showed an early ability to get his audience to lose control.
“Honey, don’t you think men throwing their shorts at a boy rock star sets a bad example?”
The Aristocrats: The Early Years
Strip Guitar Hero got more fun when little Johnny joined in.
Li’l Donnie Trump and his new guitar.
Martha knew the best way to enjoy dinner with the Davidsons was to show up an hour early.
We’re being evicted. Can’t imagine why.
Those old family suppers, everyone brought something to the table. Grandma’d make the food. Little Timmy played guitar ‘n sang. Auntie Jo Sue danced. ‘N Virgil? Well, he always did what he did best. He’d pull his pants down.
All of those are great but this one goes to…
Thank you, Elmer! Once again, your image is better than the ones I’ve found, but the loonies on this thread will probably think of something for it.
When Clarence went to seminary school, he figured Deadly Sins 101 would be an easy A.
Day 1: I hung upside down and chewed leaves.
Day 2: I hung upside down and chewed leaves.
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Day 345: I hung upside down and chewed tree bark. The tree ran out of leaves.
I think we all had a slow kid in our class.
Base Ten Math is a bitch when you only have three toes.