Cousin Itt’s third-grade school photo.
Flash begins his day.
Once again, Sammy found it difficult to get motivated.
All I need’re some tasty trees, a cool buzz ‘n I’m fine.
Boy, tough choices here. I liked both of Elmer’s – we are clearly on the same wavelength pretty often – and I liked the ones that made use of the classroom setting. But somehow I just loved Knowed_Out’s diary entry,
Go for it!
It’s an old cliche, but I’m pulling out the popcorn for this one.
Sitting on the sofa, stuffing your face, and watching YouTube videos of your 30 year-old Taco Bell commercials is no way to spend your retirement.
Every Dog Has His Day, and Today’s Diego’s.
“Tell Mr. DeMille he can wait as long as wants. I’m having my spa day.”
Words to live by. You’re up Elmer!
On the topic of fast food…
Pray all you want, even God can’t make it taste any better.
The seance to speak to the Burger King has begun…
Ave Verum Burgers
“Give us this day our daily bun…”
For the profits we are about to receive may the Almighty Dollar make us truly thankful.
Give us this day our grease-laden spread.
….cujus latus perforatum fluxit Diet Coke et Sprite
You’re up, @SharltoCopley
Here it is
ETA: Trying to attach it but it won’t let me ‘attach media’.
here we go