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Way I figgers it, Billy Jean, some local boys musta run outta chickens to adopt and started takin’ up parentin’ the 'gators.
Don’t be an alli-hater.
Yesterday I took him to the zoo; now I’m taking him to the beach.
We’ll take a Big Mac, a chocolate shake, and 10 Filet-O-Fish.
I’ll damn well side seat dive if I feel like it, son. I’ve been on the road since the Triassic, when you were nuthin but a hairless therapsid.
Simple and elegant IMHO. Take it away, needscoffe!
Thanks!
Hope this is a new one:
Now, now, not a Peep out of you two!
Hippity, hoppity, Easter’s on it’s slay.
“And we thought Santa Claus was scary…”
Elwood P. Dowd is a horrible babysitter.
“Sure, eat those eggs. You’re gobbling down chicken babies. Their mommies will never love them again because of you.”
40 years later:
Baby: Back in my day, this is what we called “fun”. Plus, I had gas.
Toddler: The Easter Bunny was creepy, but not as much as my priest.
Donnie Darko meets Frank for the first time.
“And I’m the bad guy?”
-Elmer J Fudd
David Lynch’s ‘Harvey’ remake was not a success.
Tough choice, but I dub this one the winner:
All yours, @Knowed_Out!
(Special award to @Elmer_J.Fudd for username/post!)
Happy first Sunday after the full moon after beginning of Spring or whatever the formula is.
The Easter that Sam Elliott got the idea to grow a mustache changed his whole career path.
That’s one way to repurpose an old union suit.