A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Elizabeth Warren: The Early Years

That cracks my eggs. You’re up Prof!

Thankee! Let’s try…

Papa? Can you hear me?

Wow! What a DILF!

Well, Easter weekend, not much action, but still I think this one would’ve won anyway:

Go for it, knoodler!

Thanks Prof!

If you want to bludgeon a chicken, you have to break some eggs.

Maxwell Edison had a twin brother?

Workers unite! Fly free of your oppressive eggshells!

Listen up, kid! There’s no jelly beans in these eggs! Squawk!

Who wants omelets?

You’re next @Kent_Clark!

And now that Easter/Passover is behind us, it’s officially allergy season.

No sniffing dog could track “Stinkfoot” Bundy.

Aubrey Plaza’s dog

Few people knew Jeff Dunham’s dog was also named “Walter.”

How can I resist Stinkfoot Bundy? @Lumpy it’s all yours.

“Sure it’s dangerous and petrifyingly scary, but we get to have our Pushing Tin moment.”

“Boss! De plane! De plane!”