“This is why we can’t have a volleyball net.”
The planes in Spain fly mainly over the, er, beach.
Der Flying Dutchman, 21st Century style: the plane can only land once every 100 years…
“Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to make an unscheduled landing. Thank you for flying Royal Ditch Airlines!”
Ignore “No Parking” signs at your own peril.
“And for those of you whose final destination is here, you’ll find your luggage on the beach.”
Okay these were all good; but being the exile from the past that I am, one made me LOL:
Take it away Prof!
Thanks again!
This should be simple.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
When you find out your research grant was not approved.
The last words he heard were Dr. Bunsen Honeydew cheerfully suggesting “Let’s see what this does.”
The only Muppet who knows their world is entirely controlled by hippie puppet masters and his speech impediment makes it impossible to tell anyone.
I am felt and I must scream
Ah, a classic literary allusion. Well done.
Try this.
Owl righty then!
The final scene from Cloverfield Owl
You’re gonna need a bigger rodent.
Mrs. Gingrich was so upset about not getting enough attention at CPAC 2023 that she started photobombing every time she saw someone aiming a camera.
The ghost of Hedwig still haunts the halls of Hogwarts.