Dammit I was going to say that.
Thanks K_O!
Well, Tax Day is upon us…
You’ll go ape when you see how much you’ve saved!
Hey, if you want Shakespeare, you’re going to have to give me a little more time, pal.
That feeling you get when you just know that THIS time Dr. Zaius is going to approve your dissertation topic.
The Office really jumped the shark with that episode where Jim sends a chimp to work in his stead just to mess with Dwight.
Welcome to the new Republic Party.
Uhhh, Kent_Clark was the active contest master, not me. I was just saying you made the same caption for the owl picture I was going to make.
Oh, shit, I’m sorry. I failed to follow the conversation.
Let’s go back @Kent_Clark for his choice of winner.
Tell you what, let’s not break the flow. Continue on from Prof. Pepperwinkle’s post and @knoodler, you go ahead and pick the winner. I’ll catch up.
This was the funniest!
And thanks to Kent_Clark for being a sport! 
Thank you much. On to…
Superman was able to conceal his identity for 70 years because no one could get past those dorky glasses.
"So… do I smile or – "
That moment when you realise you put your underpants on the outside.
Not in play.
Hey! Self-portrait!
When someone asked Clark Kent “Hey Kent, those aren’t lenses they’re just flat glass; why do you wear fake glasses?”
“I hope no one heard that left cheek sneak.”
“I should have been more specific when I told the waiter I like my Indian food like I like my manner.”
Good stuff! The winner is…