A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a photograph of the original Autobot Transformer, rolled out in 1958 by the Ford Motor Company. Hopes were initially high that this venture would pull in a younger cohort of automobile buyers, and Ford turned to some of it’s junior executives to formulate a marketing campaign. This group of Mustangs, as they called themselves, came up with the name Atomic Optimus Prime for their new Autobotic creation. However, when that proposal passed through a higher level committee comprised of more seasoned executives, it was thought that a simpler and less ethnic-sounding name for the sentient self-configuring modular robotic lifeform would appeal to a wider range of the auto buying public. So they amended the name to Edsel.

The rest is history.

If you want to touch it, you need to push the button labeled, “pop out.”

Klaatu barada ME, Throbby!

Early prototype of the HAL 9000 series.

Pepper Potts on the rebound.

First stage appearance of Buckethead.

My only complaint with this response was that it was way too long for a “caption”-

-but the idea of the Ford Edsel transforming into a 1950s robot was simply too good to pass up. Oly Oly Oxen Free!

I’ll take it!

Next:

Donna’s boss finally had to forbid her to bring her C-PAP machine to work.

Tests were conducted to determine which regional dialect was “most nasally.”

Victorian nitrous huffing

As you can see, the Prismatic Oxygen Distribution Machine ™ caused our model to lose 6 dress sizes while she was reading her diary.

Scent Number 6: Youth’s Spring Fantasy

Early vacuum cleaner instructions were confusing.

Professor Richards finally perfected the Snotty 2000 mucus collecting machine … but nobody could figure out why.

The winner!

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Hopefully this works!

Listen, kid: if you don’t smile, they’re gonna fire me. So please, I’m begging you, smile.

A fine example of black and white photography.

Eats, shoots and leaves.