Go for it, QM!
Sorry for the delay – time-zone thing. (It’s around 9:00 AM as I write this.) I hope this isn’t a re-run.
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s
And his hair was perfect
“Alpha Male looking to share drinks, conversation, and maybe a whole lot more…”
Sure. You can be proactive about having hair of the dog in the morning, but who wants to wake up with fleas?
When they told me she was smart with lots of personality, I knew she’d be a real dog.
A dog’s bark may not be worse than his bite, but a bar’s dog is a bit better.
I don’t know what’s wrong with my dog. He keeps wining.
“How does this wine pair with fresh, lightly-littered, tabby scat?”
Whenever I want to drink alone, I just foam at the mouth a little bit and they clear out instantly.
I’ll have a Duke please; that’s “doge” in Italian.
“We don’t see a lot of your type in here.”
“And at these prices, you won’t see many more of us.”
Hey Harry, ain’t that the bitch that shot you down last Friday?
Nice work, team! For no profound reason, this is my fave, so over to you, Elmer!
Thanks!
Look alive sleepyhead!
I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin
'Til the Crow-Man, he comes
Humim puts baby Odin to bed.
A young Alfred Hitchcock is about to have the experience that created a movie later in his life.
“Awake” the Raven spake
To the babe who lay sleeping with ne’er snore
The babe who has stayed in my heart and is it’s sore
The babe who lay sleeping and is sleeping evermore
The baby named Lenore