Revised
“Awake!” the Raven spake
To the babe who lay sleeping with ne’er a snore
The babe who has stayed in my heart and is it’s sore
The babe whom sleep is keeping and is keeping evermore
The baby named Lenore
No need to fear. There’s only one of me!
(I’m calling it a crow, not a raven!)
The winner
What? No prize? No medal? 
How about this one?
(Not in play) What am I looking at? A dog with a braided something around one ear? I’m whooshed.
I think it’s a hemp chew-toy.
They just put the Spot in Spotify.
No. You still can’t sell your dog on Etsy!
The captive Princess Leia hairdo is now available for canines.
Earbuds for dogs were distinctly different from earbuds for humans.
Another poor pooch afflicted with ear worm ring disease.
It’s his favorite chew toy, and I have no idea why he was laying on his couch holding the toy like that.
Good looking captions so far. About 10 hours to go…
And the winner is…
Thanks! Let’s stick with animals, and see what you can do with this one:
The Barkers knew they’d get flack when they adopted a kitten. Let the haters hate!
“Honey, what do you mean, you don’t think he’s yours?”
The dogs are blinking SOS in Morse Code.
Hand over the cream or I’ll have to sic the boys on ya.
”I don’t LOVE the idea of working closely with dogs, but as a pragmatic approach to political power, if it was good enough for Napoleon, it’s good enough for me.”
This one goes to @Prof.Pepperwinkle for this gem:
All yours, Prof!