Little Karen looks ahead to a lifetime of blaming others.
The first rule of Stepford Club is…
Resentment is hereditary.
The look that says, “Earrings that match the vinyl fruit? Really”
Brenda always resented having to share her ventriloquist dummy with her mom.
“Mommy, when I grow up will I have a pointy nose that sticks out like you and Grandma?”
Little Cindy Lou could cut the tension by cutting the cheese.
I know someone who is very aptly named Karen. And so, as that Karen likely did to the manager of Marshalls the last time she was there, this caption spoke to me. It is the winner 
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Thanks Oly!
Joan Crawford’s children
Tears of JOY.
The photographer originally wanted them to spell out SAD, but attempted suicide when he saw the proofs.
They thought it was marzipan but the letters were just plastic.
I think there’s No Doubt who wins this!
@Knowed_Out, you’re up!
Hormel’s new line of toilet paper wipes out the competition.
There is nothing that bacon cannot improve.
Now with added nitrates.
When I asked for a bacon roll, this is not what I had in mind.
Sorry, forgot. Take it away knoodling one.